February 2012
27 posts
hellomontauk:
granthendrix:
hellomontauk:
“I am hanging out with five UTH girls and somehow we are talking about your breasts.” -Grant News of my breasts has crossed state lines. Almost famous.
Lauren spent a good five minutes trying to describe your cleavage. For a moment I legitimately thought she was going to draw a diagram.
I think I have to go into hiding now. A Breast Protection...
hellomontauk:
“I am hanging out with five UTH girls and somehow we are talking about your breasts.” -Grant News of my breasts has crossed state lines. Almost famous.
Lauren spent a good five minutes trying to describe your cleavage. For a moment I legitimately thought she was going to draw a diagram.
OKSKAR PIX
theidiotking:
BEDS PIXCTUR: WAR WARS
BESDS AKOR: BRA PID IN MONKEYBONE
BETS AKRISS: OCTAPILS SPINCSER IN THE HELG
BESZ SPORTIGG AKRER: CHRISPOR PLUMS IN BEGRS
BSET SPORTS AKRSIST: CARGY MULGINS IN SHIME
BEXD ORGANIC SKREETPLEA: WOODLY ALMONDS IN PARIZ
BESAT DIERCTOER: MAERDY SCORES IN HUGE
foolsatwarpervert:
mrpondismypatronus:
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Watchmerlinthegrey:
h0ttndanger0us:
GIRLS THAT NEED TO LEARN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES. REBLOG IF U AGREE!
Ugh. The antifeminist.
“If you’re really a ho and you really like, just can’t help yourself, put two pairs of pants on and fucking tie yourself up so you know you can’t get your pants off.”
EXCUSE ME WHILE I TEACH WOMEN TO RESPECT THEMSELVES BY CALLING THEM...
I ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move...
“When the newspapers were full of alarms about Iran possibly developing a nuclear...”
– Howard Zinn on Kurt Vonnegut (via hellomontauk)
“Worry pretends to be necessary but serves no useful purpose.”
– Eckhart Tolle (via observedintoexistence (via honeymoonred)
I've just seen a map of the United States.
owlmylove:
thelilnan:
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
I had no idea Texas bordered New York and California and freedom
this is brand new information
We have no need of freedom boxes
In America, freedom is everywhere
High quote of the week
slashleen:
“To allow yourself to fall in love is to embrace life’s greatest weakness.” - my friend Rachel just now. Mind=blown.
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Too-Much-To-Do Tuesday.
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Anonymous asked: i just, i have to know. whats up with all the architecture.
“And if the girl you’ve taken for a drink happens to belong to the ‘25%’ group...”
– A recent article from UniLad, a decently-sized online lad magazine with a fan base eager to support it. Fuck, that’s terrifying. (via cateematthews)
Fucking hell, that is vile.
(via eloquent-in-death)
Well, there’s a case for chemical castration if ever I’ve seen one.
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January 2012
48 posts
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Either half of tumblr changed their URLs, or I...
Too lazy to figure out which.
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Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
thefrogman:
[xanderpants]
dcpierson:
On a plane this weekend, the pilot warned us other pilots had warned him we were about to go through some pretty crazy turbulence, so he was turning on the seatbelt sign and instructing the flight attendants to sit down as well. Then everything was calm for ten minutes. Then the plane was kicked by God. People screamed, drinks escaped their plastic cups and headed for the ceiling....
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